infuriatingly
modest
fruition
facet
facade

Throw in a little animated nooky, though, and you ain't sticking around for shrimp on the barbie.

crass
homies
Burrito

gross
ephemeral
kitsch
prefab
Goliath
mundane
strewn
mogul Branson
BBQ
hyena
badassitude
yank
ballistic
Guantanamo
spooky
inflammatory jeremiad
Oh, the horror! Oh, the shock! Oh, the humiliation!

Hoping to enhance my status as a manly man, I recently purchased a travel-sized can of Gillette shaving gel. Being a discriminating consumer, I was drawn to the product by its burly packaging and subtle-yet-masculine scent.

So you can imagine the dismay and distress I experienced when, after a few weeks of use, the label on the can began to peel. After the label fell off completely, the true nature of my manly can of shaving cream was revealed.

Oh, the shame! Oh, the sexual confusion! My sense of identity is in tatters.

exaggerated
gracious
ornithology
precinct
plover

gallimaufry
The Effective Executive

He might look like a pancake flinging a bucket of rat turds.

pounce
ordeal
ibis
zalia
pteranodon

palindrome
chandelier
ordeal
mustangs
prarie dog
gallimaufry
azalea
dahlia
garland
heron
ibis
pegasus
pteranodon
pterodactyl
pounce
sponge
stegosaurus

bleakness
blanch
no-brainer
conviction
sound like they are composing on the spot, channeling DSCH from the grave.
"intensity of purpose and musical logic" hits it right on the nose in describing the T concerto.
smear notes
plumming
quibble
brittle
immaculately played
limpy or wooden-legged
aristocratic elan of Stern, the burnished tone and slavic overtones of Perlman, the ringing line of heifetz or the steely granite of Oistrakh
leash
finesse
burlesca movements which he always wrote so well
immolation
tubby
botch

although they may take some time to absorb if you are used to more ...
nuances
magisterial
backwards Prokofiev snobbish-Russian-intellectual-ennuis could ever be

slushie
discombobulated
avengers
decimated
is all in German (no offense)

inamorata

lounge
gauge
European
comparable

lounge
gauge
comparable
European

kitchenettes emit a psychedelic aura of caloric evil

... and at lunchtime, how is one to avoid the table of doom